Tumblr (3.0; @rolandfox)http://rolandfox.com/<p>You’ll probably just laugh yourself to death when I come at you wearing nothing but a Speedo, wielding a folding chair.</p>http://rolandfox.com/post/437521591http://rolandfox.com/post/437521591Tue, 09 Mar 2010 16:59:00 -0500I suck at the iPhone gamebut it's mad fun<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyzgm67i6j1qzw8myo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I opened the lid, and Chris Hansen popped out and told me to take a seat.</p>http://rolandfox.com/post/435317188http://rolandfox.com/post/435317188Mon, 08 Mar 2010 16:47:53 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyrpmgrpyx1qzw8myo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’ve already been fooled by the “Want a <i>bigger</i> dick?” scam. That cream actually made my dick smaller, and it burned worse than that time…well, we won’t get into that.  But seriously? You can give me a BRAND NEW DICK? Like, I can pick it out myself? OH THE POSSIBILITIES!</p> <p>Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, shame on <i>you</i>.</p> <p>CLICK</p>http://rolandfox.com/post/426501001http://rolandfox.com/post/426501001Thu, 04 Mar 2010 12:23:04 -0500throwback thursdaythth<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyn7dieEpo1qzw8myo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I really have no idea why I did this.</p> <p>(<a target="_blank" href="http://weselec.tumblr.com/post/421378764">Context via weselec</a>)</p>http://rolandfox.com/post/421593916http://rolandfox.com/post/421593916Tue, 02 Mar 2010 01:58:00 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kymjx0igZa1qzw8myo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>RAWR! I WILL MAKE THE BIGGEST SNOWMAN EVER!</p> <p>(6 feet later)</p> <p>OMG I’M GOING TO DIE</p>http://rolandfox.com/post/420599714http://rolandfox.com/post/420599714Mon, 01 Mar 2010 17:31:00 -0500gpoy<a href="http://www.tuaw.com/2010/03/01/quix-makes-bookmarklets-even-easier-to-use/">Quix makes bookmarklets even easier to use</a>: <p>Our <a target="_blank" href="http://funsizebytes.com/">TJ</a> is one helpful pigeon.</p>http://rolandfox.com/post/419986929http://rolandfox.com/post/419986929Mon, 01 Mar 2010 10:24:00 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyiec7U6o11qzw8myo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I can’t <em>personally</em> vouch for Jeff’s nice penis, but 58 other people can, right?</p> <p>He is an awesome person, though. Make sure you check out Jeff’s and Jess’s sweet podcast, too.</p> <p>Happy Birthday, Jeff!</p> <p><a href="http://21cp.tumblr.com">http://21cp.tumblr.com</a></p>http://rolandfox.com/post/415590017http://rolandfox.com/post/415590017Sat, 27 Feb 2010 11:40:49 -0500fedgeglueslabs21cp<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kygxjvINEG1qz8x31o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://comedycentral.tumblr.com/post/413931708/10-best-wedding-photobombs">comedycentral</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/2010/02/26/10-best-wedding-photobombs/">10 Best Wedding Photobombs</a></p> </blockquote>http://rolandfox.com/post/413936330http://rolandfox.com/post/413936330Fri, 26 Feb 2010 16:43:37 -0500<p>Dude. Did you crap yourself? Glad you had fun.<br/><br/>Great to meet you, Mr. Fox, even though it’s sorta your fault I didn’t get any free beer. You know what? IT WAS ONLY *GOOD* TO MEET YOU.<br/><br/>Happy Thanksgiving to you, as well. What part of Columbus were you drowning your liver in this weekend?<br/><br/>Today is a test drive for the bacon. Hoping it doesn’t burn in the oven from all the booze.<br/><br/>I went the Vicodin route. Hope my sister’s kidney pain doesn’t flare up anytime soon.<br/><br/>Ha! I like it. That’s usually how I get my money, too, except substitute mom for sister and crotch for face.<br/><br/>Good morning, you hairy tard.<br/><br/>So essentially I should just start calling him Herpes<br/><br/>All I have to say is OMG that message is so annoying I’m never leaving you a voicemail again.<br/><br/>AGGGGGGHHHH SPIDER THE SIZE OF A SOCCER BALL</p>http://rolandfox.com/post/413869496http://rolandfox.com/post/413869496Fri, 26 Feb 2010 16:01:30 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kygrxeALu71qzw8myo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>You guys are really good at Words With Friends. That makes it 0/3, so percentage wise, I’m…</p> <p>Aww fuck it, math is hard, too :(</p>http://rolandfox.com/post/413747596http://rolandfox.com/post/413747596Fri, 26 Feb 2010 14:38:59 -0500need a WWF pick me up?I'm your guy<a href="http://iamyourcanadianboyfriend.com/post/411323718/the-chicken-incident">i am your canadian boyfriend: The Chicken Incident</a>: <blockquote> <p>You may have noticed I like to draw <a href="http://iamyourcanadianboyfriend.com/tagged/animal_trivia">pictures of animals</a> with little bits of “trivia” underneath them. They make me very happy. A while back, friends expressed interest in purchasing merchandise with these drawings on them. So, I opened <a href="http://www.zazzle.com/sweenstuff/">my very own Zazzle store</a>. I’ve sold t-shirts, prints, and…</p> </blockquote> <p>Alright, Sween, here’s my advice. Check out their <a target="_blank" href="http://tess2.uspto.gov/bin/gate.exe?f=doc&state=4008:v0vo8u.2.4">trademark</a>. Seeing as it applies to baseball caps, boxer briefs, boxer shorts, briefs, pajamas, panties, shirts, slippers, socks, thongs, t-shirts, undergarments, underpants, undershirts, and underwear, you may still be able to sell <i>some </i>of your products. See what Zazzle says about that.</p> <p>You’re right, though. It’s ridiculous that they can even trademark that phrase. Best of luck.</p>http://rolandfox.com/post/411358067http://rolandfox.com/post/411358067Thu, 25 Feb 2010 11:27:31 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyeklxcibL1qzw8myo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>True story.</p> <p><b>Wife</b>: You look like you’re trying to be a gangsta. Turn your hat the right way. Or take it off.<br/><b>Me</b>: <i>(Turns hat forward)</i> Mkay.<br/><b>Wife</b>: Now you just look pissed off.<br/><b>Me</b>: I don’t like getting my picture taken, and you’re infringing on my right to wear my hat the way…<br/><b>Wife</b>: <i>(Flashes boob)</i><br/><b>Me</b>: …<br/><b>Wife</b>: Perfect! <i>(CLICK)</i></p>http://rolandfox.com/post/411252401http://rolandfox.com/post/411252401Thu, 25 Feb 2010 10:05:57 -0500funny story but seriously fuck cancer<p>having way more intercourse than the Internet would want you to <a target="_blank" href="http://www.googlism.com/who_is/r/rolandfox/">believe</a>.</p>http://rolandfox.com/post/409504954http://rolandfox.com/post/409504954Wed, 24 Feb 2010 14:38:00 -0500really guys<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky3satZYHe1qzw8myo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>No, YOU’RE ten years old.</p>http://rolandfox.com/post/398985712http://rolandfox.com/post/398985712Fri, 19 Feb 2010 14:18:29 -0500<p><b>Sexy Starbucks Barista</b>: What can I get you?<br/><b>Roland Fox</b>: How about some whip cream? You. Me. Naked. You get the picture.<br/><b>SSB</b>: Umm…<br/><b>RF</b>: Before you say no, keep in mind I’m famous.<br/><b>SSB</b>: Movie star famous or Youtube famous?<br/><b>RF</b>: Close. One of my (finger quote gesture) “tweets” was in the book Twitter Wit.<br/><b>SSB</b>: …<br/><b>RF</b>: It was awesome, too. It had the word proctologist in it, so you know it was good.<br/><b>SSB</b>: Are you gonna order anything?<br/><b>RF</b>: I did. The whip cream. You. Me…<br/><b>SSB</b>: Now that I think about it, you <i>do </i>look like a movie star. You look like that guy from the movie Seven.<br/><b>RF</b>: Brad Pitt?<br/><b>SSB</b>: No.<br/><b>RF</b>: Kevin Spacey?<br/><b>SSB</b>: No.<br/><b>RF</b>: Well, it can’t be Morgan Freeman. OK, I give up. Which one?<br/><b>SSB</b>: The guy who played the gluttony victim.<br/><b>RF</b>: Nice. So you’re saying I’ve got a chance?<br/><br/><i>*Results not guaranteed.</i></p>http://rolandfox.com/post/396773259http://rolandfox.com/post/396773259Thu, 18 Feb 2010 11:20:09 -0500Throwback Thursdaythth<object width="400" height="323"><param name="movie" value="http://swf.tubechop.com/tubechop.swf?vurl=uZu3HXN1kpM&start=45&end=61&cid=51374" /><embed src="http://swf.tubechop.com/tubechop.swf?vurl=uZu3HXN1kpM&start=45&end=61&cid=51374" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="323"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><b>Robin: </b><i>Releasing my fourth finger.</i></p>http://rolandfox.com/post/393436291http://rolandfox.com/post/393436291Tue, 16 Feb 2010 17:22:00 -0500<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxyfjsfqxf1qzw8myo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Captions?</p>http://rolandfox.com/post/393392018http://rolandfox.com/post/393392018Tue, 16 Feb 2010 16:55:03 -0500<a href="http://fuckyeahsexforsniffysbook.tumblr.com/">Someone had to do it…</a>: <p><a href="http://funsizebytes.com/post/393224322/someone-had-to-do-it">tj</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>How <i>you</i> doin’?</p> </blockquote> <p>HAHA! Love it! For the record:</p> <ul> <li>I bought the book yesterday.</li> <li>I would <a href="http://sniffyjenkins.tumblr.com/post/393115546/who-does-a-guy-have-to-sex-around-here-to-get-an"><i>sex</i> anybody for <i>anything</i></a>.</li> <li>But for Sniffy’s book, I’d do <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I%27d_Do_Anything_for_Love_%28But_I_Won%27t_Do_That%29#Perceived_ambiguity_of_.22that.22">THAT</a>.</li> </ul>http://rolandfox.com/post/393236877http://rolandfox.com/post/393236877Tue, 16 Feb 2010 15:11:07 -0500http://rolandfox.com/post/391281301http://rolandfox.com/post/391281301Mon, 15 Feb 2010 15:08:41 -0500<p><i>-with Smallbone playing the part of Dickie Greenleaf</i></p>http://rolandfox.com/post/385974745http://rolandfox.com/post/385974745Fri, 12 Feb 2010 15:42:00 -0500