Roland FoxTumblr (3.0; @rolandfox)http://rolandfox.com/Best fortune ever. (Taken with Instagram at Teppanyaki Grill...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4yqdklwqC1rnxrtxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Best fortune ever. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">Instagram</a> at Teppanyaki Grill & Supreme Buffet)</p>http://rolandfox.com/post/24225073057http://rolandfox.com/post/24225073057Fri, 01 Jun 2012 19:53:44 -0400Wife: Your sons would like to explain to you why they keep making farting noises with their armpits after I've told them to stop...several times. Wife: Your sons would like to explain to you why they keep making farting noises with their armpits after I've told them to stop...several times.<br /> Me: Really? You guys can do that? *I* never even learned how to do that.<br /> Wife: That's not really the response I was looking for.http://rolandfox.com/post/24166504386http://rolandfox.com/post/24166504386Thu, 31 May 2012 21:22:48 -0400If you didn’t download the “I’m With...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4umispfaN1rnxrtxo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>If you didn’t download the “I’m With Mitt” app before the bug fixes, here’s the transparent .png to create your own AMERCIA image. H/T to @onehandle from Democratic Underground. Download/reblog till your heart’s content.</p>http://rolandfox.com/post/24073490509http://rolandfox.com/post/24073490509Wed, 30 May 2012 14:40:00 -0400Mitt RomneyAMERCIAI'm With MittIt’s National Mint Julep Day. Sit back, relax for a few...<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/gJV-O1e10z8?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>It’s National Mint Julep Day. Sit back, relax for a few minutes, and let Chris McMillan show you how it’s done.</p>http://rolandfox.com/post/24060723658http://rolandfox.com/post/24060723658Wed, 30 May 2012 09:08:06 -0400Mint JulepNational Mint Julep DayChris McMillanNot bad for 3 hours worth of work on a rush research project.<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4sribTkdN1rnxrtxo1_250.png"/><br/><br/><p>Not bad for 3 hours worth of work on a rush research project.</p>http://rolandfox.com/post/24007277022http://rolandfox.com/post/24007277022Tue, 29 May 2012 14:34:18 -0400like a bossThank you Red Bullrolandfox: My wife was betrothed to one of the Indy 500 drivers when she was a little girl. She’s...<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rolandfox.com/post/23861732469/my-wife-was-betrothed-to-one-of-the-indy-500">rolandfox</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>My wife was betrothed to one of the Indy 500 drivers when she was a little girl. She’s cheering him on like a fangirl should. Have a safe race, bud!</p> </blockquote> <p>He made a run for it toward the end, but he wrecked (in spectacular fashion). Now I feel like a dick (see first tag).</p>http://rolandfox.com/post/23994047278http://rolandfox.com/post/23994047278Tue, 29 May 2012 08:44:16 -0400I hope you crashSincerely—RolandIndy 500My wife was betrothed to one of the Indy 500 drivers when she was a little girl. She&#8217;s...<p>My wife was betrothed to one of the Indy 500 drivers when she was a little girl. She&#8217;s cheering him on like a fangirl should. Have a safe race, bud!</p>http://rolandfox.com/post/23861732469http://rolandfox.com/post/23861732469Sun, 27 May 2012 10:21:11 -0400I hope you crashSincerely—RolandIndy 500Watching the pilot for Mad Men on Netflix, and I’m a...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4nnw5HncQ1rnxrtxo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Watching the pilot for Mad Men on Netflix, and I’m a little disappointed with you guys. Why hasn’t anyone ever talked about how good this show is?</p>http://rolandfox.com/post/23829346225http://rolandfox.com/post/23829346225Sat, 26 May 2012 20:26:29 -0400Mad MenThis is his “You’re seriously going to blog...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4nb8t3kYl1rnxrtxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is his “You’re seriously going to blog this?” smile. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">Instagram</a> at SportClips)</p>http://rolandfox.com/post/23814060459http://rolandfox.com/post/23814060459Sat, 26 May 2012 15:53:16 -0400Photo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4j1z5HoWe1rnxrtxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://rolandfox.com/post/23668767229http://rolandfox.com/post/23668767229Thu, 24 May 2012 08:43:00 -0400thejohnblogDiversity DayThe OfficeChicken Soup for the Tortured Soul.<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4hvmizPSh1rnxrtxo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Chicken Soup for the Tortured Soul.</p>http://rolandfox.com/post/23628399529http://rolandfox.com/post/23628399529Wed, 23 May 2012 17:27:54 -0400The Shiningcome play with meforeverand forever"When you colonize another planet—or country—you bring your bacteria to them and screw up their..."“When you colonize another planet—or country—you bring your bacteria to them and screw up their ecosystem, and you bring their bacteria or their gold back with you. If you don’t agree with their ethics, maybe you bring a Bible and a shotgun and make them see it your way.”<br/><br/> - <em>Tom Sachs</em>http://rolandfox.com/post/23238541936http://rolandfox.com/post/23238541936Thu, 17 May 2012 14:36:27 -0400Photo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44e2jqafr1rnxrtxo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://rolandfox.com/post/23165882265http://rolandfox.com/post/23165882265Wed, 16 May 2012 10:41:46 -0400WTFPearl JamTenBilly Ray CyrusAchy Breaky Heartjezebelthegreat1:30 am chats on a low-carb dietMe: Do we have any Chopped or Cupcake Wars on the DVR? I need some good masturbating material.<br /> Wife: Actually, we have the Cupcake Wars Championship taped.<br /> Me: Fuck yes. Let's do this.http://rolandfox.com/post/23091358210http://rolandfox.com/post/23091358210Tue, 15 May 2012 01:48:08 -0400low carbsdeprived and depravedThere’s nothing like a gift card to show someone exactly,...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3z8qnRT1G1rnxrtxo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>There’s nothing like a gift card to show someone exactly, to the penny, how much you care about them, and Mom, I care 38 cents about you.<br/><br/><a href="http://www.someecards.com/usercards/nsviewcard/MjAxMi0xMjQ1NmE2M2I4NWIxOTc2">Via someecards</a></p>http://rolandfox.com/post/22989604198http://rolandfox.com/post/22989604198Sun, 13 May 2012 15:56:47 -0400beefranckI made sumfinHappy Mother’s Day.<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3yt0ba9tk1rnxrtxo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Happy Mother’s Day.</p>http://rolandfox.com/post/22969729155http://rolandfox.com/post/22969729155Sun, 13 May 2012 10:16:59 -0400“Jesus gives me a heart on.”<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3yqyoc9Uk1rnxrtxo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>“Jesus gives me a heart on.”</p>http://rolandfox.com/post/22967930170http://rolandfox.com/post/22967930170Sun, 13 May 2012 09:32:48 -0400church sign makerAmaretto, crème de banana, and Jack Daniels Honey, or what I...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3xrpzvFN91rnxrtxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Amaretto, crème de banana, and Jack Daniels Honey, or what I like to call <em>The Jack Tripper</em>.</p>http://rolandfox.com/post/22937888169http://rolandfox.com/post/22937888169Sat, 12 May 2012 20:54:02 -0400Jack TripperPousse cafécocktailsshootersfoodThe Reuben at Shapiro’s Deli in Carmel, IN. At least six...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3xocro1gm1rnxrtxo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>The Reuben at Shapiro’s Deli in Carmel, IN. At least six inches of meat.</p>http://rolandfox.com/post/22933631815http://rolandfox.com/post/22933631815Sat, 12 May 2012 19:38:51 -0400foodShapiro'sthricepipesnot a euphemismI’ve totally been doing these wrong, you guys. Why did no...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3vwah2kS01rnxrtxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’ve totally been doing these wrong, you guys. Why did no one tell me they have man kegels? (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">instagram</a>)</p>http://rolandfox.com/post/22870629489http://rolandfox.com/post/22870629489Fri, 11 May 2012 20:35:04 -0400