February 25 2010
True story.
Wife: You look like you’re trying to be a gangsta. Turn your hat the right way. Or take it off.
Me: (Turns hat forward) Mkay.
Wife: Now you just look pissed off.
Me: I don’t like getting my picture taken, and you’re infringing on my right to wear my hat the way…
Wife: (Flashes boob)
Me: …
Wife: Perfect! (CLICK)
