Twitter Wit will get you laid.*
Sexy Starbucks Barista: What can I get you?
Roland Fox: How about some whip cream? You. Me. Naked. You get the picture.
SSB: Umm…
RF: Before you say no, keep in mind I’m famous.
SSB: Movie star famous or Youtube famous?
RF: Close. One of my (finger quote gesture) “tweets” was in the book Twitter Wit.
SSB: …
RF: It was awesome, too. It had the word proctologist in it, so you know it was good.
SSB: Are you gonna order anything?
RF: I did. The whip cream. You. Me…
SSB: Now that I think about it, you do look like a movie star. You look like that guy from the movie Seven.
RF: Brad Pitt?
SSB: No.
RF: Kevin Spacey?
SSB: No.
RF: Well, it can’t be Morgan Freeman. OK, I give up. Which one?
SSB: The guy who played the gluttony victim.
RF: Nice. So you’re saying I’ve got a chance?
*Results not guaranteed.
