Last night’s date:
Awesome! So you and Jeff finally met? Maybe your expectations were too high, though? Maybe he didn’t consider it a date? I dunno. http://21cp.tumblr.com/a. Is 36 years old, and yet goes to Florida each year to party at Spring Break,
b. Thinks Venice and Paris are boring places to visit,
c. Made fake barfing noises when I told him that I’m a member of the ACLU,
d. Supports the death penalty “for fiscal reasons,”
e. Thought Toro sashimi was “gross, and has a funny after-taste.”
f. Drives a school bus yellow jeep that he calls Air Force One: The Next Generation.
g. All of the above.
Our answer would be G. I can’t believe I de-linted my jacket for him.
Via just jessabelle.
