November 17 2009

yayaa:

bonusland:

YO. S-E-X IS A TEST WHEN I’M PRESSED SO BACK UP OFF WITH LESS OF THAT ZEST IMPRESS THIS BROTHER WITH A LIFE OF VIRTUE THE INNOCENCE THAT’S SPENT IS GONNA HURT YOU SAFE IS THE WAY THEY SAY TO PLAY THEN AGAIN SAFE AIN’T SAFE AT ALL TODAY SO JUST WAIT FOR THE MATE THAT’S STRAIGHT FROM GOD DON’T HAVE SEX TILL YOU TIE THE KNOT

WOW DC TALK! Old School. I remember that song.

I was searching for the Baby Got Back lyrics awhile back (SHUDDUP) and found someone parodied the song to be a Christian song. It’s called Baby Got Book.

Here’s part of the lyrics from the original:

Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny

And the corresponding Christian lyrics:

Oh baby, I wanna read witcha
Cause your Bible’s got pictures
My minister tried to console me
But that Book you got makes “M-m-me so holy”

Me so HOLY. You are welcome. Here’s the link for the full video.

Via My mother's worst nightmare.

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