Dee: Ok, so I thought we would play a game, sort of a newlywed type of game, and see how well you two know each other. Ok? Question number one. Who broke Brad’s heart in high school and feels really bad about it?
Waitress: Me. I broke Brad’s heart in high school, and I feel really bad about it. Ok?
Dee: Wait, you went to high school with us?
Waitress: Yeah, I sat right next to you in Trig.
Dee: Huh. Wow, you are very forgettable. Anyway, I will have you all know that I also broke Brad’s heart in high school, so…
Waitress: You dated Dee?
Brad: Briefly. Yeah.
Dee: We dated hard. Yep.
Artemis: Both you girls dumped him because of his pizza face.
Dee: Oooh, ok. Question number two. How many people in the room have…had sex with the bride to be?
Brad: Uh, just me I hope.
Frank: Whoops. Nuh uh. Over here guy.
Dee: OOOH!
Waitress: Ok, you know what, that was a really dark time in my life, and it was a terrible mistake.
Dee: No, it’s true, To be fair, it’s true. She’s in love with my brother, they have a sex tape together, this guy came along…
Mrs. Mac: I used to look like her. Gimme me my cigarettes.
Dee: Wait, I didn’t tell you to go…
Charlie’s Mom: Everybody’s stealing my Charlie! (Throws drink on Dee)
Dee: What the hell?
Waitress: Ok, Brad, I think it’s time for us to go.
Brad: We’re gonna leave.
Dee: No, no no, Brad don’t leave yet. I’m sorry, hold on no, no, don’t leave. Oh you bitch! God damn it! I should be the one getting married!
