I only took 5 photos at CHSH. This was one of them.
The trail of rose petals ends right outside this person’s room. The do not disturb sign is on the door, but this is an open invitation right? (Taken with Instagram at Holiday Inn Chicago-Mart Plaza)
- Hot Box Pizza Girl: Hot Box. How can I help you?
- Me: Teehee.
- HBP: ...
- Me: I'd like to order the half-off pie of the week, please.
- HBP: OK, what's the secret password?
- Me: It's getting hot in here. So take off all your clothes...
- HBP: We only need the "It's getting hot in here" part.
- Me: I am. Getting too hot. I wanna take my clothes off...
- HBP: Small, Large, or Extra-Large?
- Me: Large. You're not amused, are you.
- HBP: You're like the 4th person to do that today.
I don’t want to know what’s on the bottom shelf. (Taken with Instagram at El Rodeo)
Filed under: toy aisle innuendos, probable porn titles, things to Google when I get home. (Taken with instagram)
The Ambassador of Parking does not approve. (Taken with Instagram at 300 North Meridian Tower)
I highlighted the important parts of my recent annual review. (Taken with instagram)
My whole existence is flan… (Taken with instagram)
“Then your mom was like ‘Oh Emeril,’ and then I was like BAM!” (Taken with instagram)
“Not Only Cuisine, But Also Clean.” (Taken with Instagram at Bamboo Garden)
