Working at a golf tourney, in the clubhouse, waiting on the rain to clear up. Sitting at my table are a former NCAA Final Four head coach, a former NBA head coach, and a current NBA starting forward. QUICK SOMEONE TEACH ME MORE BASKETBALL TERMINOLOGY I JUST IMPRESSED THE SHIT OUT OF THEM BY TALKING ABOUT HOME RUNS AND JUMPING OFFSIDES
June 24 2010
June 23 2010
June 22 2010
When you sign up to work at a charity golf tournament, like I did yesterday, you expect to see some golfing. My job was to monitor the green at the hole-in-one challenge at the 5th hole, and as soon as I took my post, the weather sirens went off. Game over.
In the clubhouse, the rest of the volunteers huddled together in a hallway and complained about the weather. I took a different approach and sat down in the dining room with the golfers. They had a lot more interesting things to talk about, like pitching a no-hitter, playing with Jackie Robinson, the Dodgers moving from Brooklyn to Los Angeles…okay, so that was just one guy. This guy. Dodger great Carl Erskine. My mind was blown as I sat with him and listened to his stories of baseball’s glory years.
The storms didn’t clear up, and the tournament was eventually cancelled, but I couldn’t have asked for better weather.
June 21 2010
June 18 2010
Now I know what you’re thinking. Boxers or briefs? In this Choose Your Own Adventure, only you decide.
The only part of this story that’s set in stone: that Maker’s is infused with bacon, and it’s delicious.
1 Random Things About Me
I don’t eat sandwiches that are more than say six inches long. Because I knew this guy who got a sandwich and bit into it and there was a snake inside. Not a killer cobra or whatever, just a little green garter snake there in the shredded lettuce, but still.
And I know what you’re going to say. You’re going to say: Josh, even if you ordered a cute little one-inch sandwich (do they make those?), there could be anything in there. A scorpion, a poison capsule, a terrible spider. And to you I say: Jesus Christ you’re right. What am I going to do.
FIRELAND FRIDAYS SHOULD BE A THING
Via Fireland
Let’s give this guy the benefit of the doubt. Maybe he’s just trying to find an open cashier so he can pay for his fire.
LOLchucklesnort. You guys should be following Dave Holmes.
June 16 2010
June 15 2010
