May 2009
21 posts
May 29th
May 29th
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May 29th
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May 29th
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May 28th
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May 28th
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May 26th
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May 26th
Tumb-hilarity
Get down with your bad self, Erica. Click on the link for the pic, because it won’t display properly on the dashboard.
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 19th
Bad Joke Tuesday
gordonshumway: That’s right.  I invent more annoying memes before 8 a.m. than some people do all day.  So here’s the deal.  Everyone should post the absolute worst jokes they know, the ones that Uncle Dickbag spills at the Thanksgiving table and wonders why he’s rewarded with the sound of chewing; the ones your annoying coworker forwards you via an email chain that’s always punctuated with...
May 19th
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May 19th
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My Vote: Best Album Ever
Because I verified my research from Yahoo Answers, I can say without reservation that Nickelback’s All The Right Reasons is the best album ever. What’s the best prom song ever? Far Away, JoeSixPack39 from Poughkeepsie, NY What’s the best graduation song ever? Photograph, SheilaEEZ from Miami, FL What’s the best music video ever? Rockstar, SpinalTAPPINZATASS from...
May 18th
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3 Things About Washington, DC
I just got back from vacationing there, and I’m glad to be back. I hate the traffic there. I should have made a less specific post title. Holy crap, stuff in DC is expensive. I spent $92 so my family of four could see Monsters vs. Aliens 3D. I love french toast, gratuitous sex scenes, and people who hate Facebook memes. (Admittedly, #5 was to increase my Google page rank.)
May 18th
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May 8th
Death Becomes Him
Anyone know how to beat a sleep study test? I need drugs, people. Preferably pills. What I don’t need is an archaic, Vader-esque mask to wear at night forcing air down my lungs. Here’s the dealio. I know that someday, I’m gonna be this dude and my wife is going to pour bleach in the fucking thing instead of water, and all her troubles will be over. I’m going tonight for...
May 8th
May 6th
Lie to Me
I actually used to do this shit for a living, which is probably why I love this show. When I’m watching it (mental picture: in my underwear, Corona, tub of peanut butter), I’m usually either saying stuff like “Oh, that is so true,” or “WTF? They’re messin it all up!” You know a show has scored when people are talking to the TV as if the characters can...
May 6th
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great txt conversations
First off, I have to give a shout out, because @EbirdMC deserves it. God-damn hilarious is what she is. It was this post that inspired this post. Her Twitter stuff is rockin, and her blog posts are too fucking good for Blogger. (Come to Tumblr; you’ll love it.) Slaminky Malargy to you, Erin. On to my buddy, Mac. He has no idea what Twitter is, so I don’t even try to explain it....
May 1st