February 2009
10 posts
WatchWatch
That’s Not Tang from the Funny Or Die team. It’s sorta scary to see what makes me laugh my ass off.
Feb 25th
ListenTim Cavanagh’s Yam Boy, as heard on the Bob...
Feb 25th
WatchWatch
Great TED talk for writers.
Feb 18th
This just happened, for reals. INT. OFFICE, DAY Roland, and his co-worker, Alice, are having a conversation with each other, with their backs to each other, focused on their computer screens. ALICE These Ho-Ho’s are awesome. I just love eating out the middle of a Ho-Ho. Roland lets out a barely audible snicker. ALICE What’s so funny? ROLAND Oh, nothing. Maybe the eating out a Ho-Ho, I...
Feb 10th
Feb 10th
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Comedy Central Insider: Christian Bale's 25 Random...
I ad-libbed all of Newsies. It wasn’t even supposed to be a musical. My philosophy: It’s not who you are underneath, but how good you are at staying out of my fucking eye-line that defines you. I lost my virginity to Miranda Richardson on the set of Empire of the Sun. In costume. Her costume. If I’ve tagged you, it’s because you’re a fucking professional. Continue reading Christian...
Feb 6th
Feb 6th
1 Random Things About Me
reblog from fireland: I don’t eat sandwiches that are more than say six inches long. Because I knew this guy who got a sandwich and bit into it and there was a snake inside. Not a killer cobra or whatever, just a little green garter snake there in the shredded lettuce, but still. And I know what you’re going to say. You’re going to say: Josh, even if you ordered a cute little one-inch sandwich...
Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
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Loren Ipsum
Test post to see how this Internet thing works. Loren Ipsum and I go way back. She’s a ho if there ever was a ho.
Feb 6th