I'll kick all your asses at WWF.
You’ll probably just laugh yourself to death when I come at you wearing nothing but a Speedo, wielding a folding chair.
March 09 2010
March 08 2010
March 04 2010
I’ve already been fooled by the “Want a bigger dick?” scam. That cream actually made my dick smaller, and it burned worse than that time…well, we won’t get into that. But seriously? You can give me a BRAND NEW DICK? Like, I can pick it out myself? OH THE POSSIBILITIES!
Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, shame on you.
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March 02 2010
March 01 2010
February 27 2010
I can’t personally vouch for Jeff’s nice penis, but 58 other people can, right?
He is an awesome person, though. Make sure you check out Jeff’s and Jess’s sweet podcast, too.
Happy Birthday, Jeff!
February 26 2010
Cleaning out my text inbox.
Dude. Did you crap yourself? Glad you had fun.
Great to meet you, Mr. Fox, even though it’s sorta your fault I didn’t get any free beer. You know what? IT WAS ONLY *GOOD* TO MEET YOU.
Happy Thanksgiving to you, as well. What part of Columbus were you drowning your liver in this weekend?
Today is a test drive for the bacon. Hoping it doesn’t burn in the oven from all the booze.
I went the Vicodin route. Hope my sister’s kidney pain doesn’t flare up anytime soon.
Ha! I like it. That’s usually how I get my money, too, except substitute mom for sister and crotch for face.
Good morning, you hairy tard.
So essentially I should just start calling him Herpes
All I have to say is OMG that message is so annoying I’m never leaving you a voicemail again.
AGGGGGGHHHH SPIDER THE SIZE OF A SOCCER BALL
You guys are really good at Words With Friends. That makes it 0/3, so percentage wise, I’m…
Aww fuck it, math is hard, too :(
