When the kids wake me up at some ungodly hour like 10am, I’ve already got a good amount of drool going, so all I have to do is roll my eyes back in my head and do the zombie arms thing at them and watch them shriek their way back to bed for the rest of the day. Works. Every. Time.
Hey little sister who’s the one you want
Hey little sister shotgun
It’s a nice day to start again
It’s a nice day for a White Castle Wedding
You’ll probably just laugh yourself to death when I come at you wearing nothing but a Speedo, wielding a folding chair.
I’ve already been fooled by the “Want a bigger dick?” scam. That cream actually made my dick smaller, and it burned worse than that time…well, we won’t get into that. But seriously? You can give me a BRAND NEW DICK? Like, I can pick it out myself? OH THE POSSIBILITIES!
Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, shame on you.
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I can’t personally vouch for Jeff’s nice penis, but 58 other people can, right?
He is an awesome person, though. Make sure you check out Jeff’s and Jess’s sweet podcast, too.
Happy Birthday, Jeff!
