March 12 2010

Parenting Tip #76

When the kids wake me up at some ungodly hour like 10am, I’ve already got a good amount of drool going, so all I have to do is roll my eyes back in my head and do the zombie arms thing at them and watch them shriek their way back to bed for the rest of the day. Works. Every. Time.

March 11 2010
Hey little sister who’s the one you want Hey little sister shotgun It’s a nice day to start again It’s a nice day for a White Castle Wedding

Hey little sister who’s the one you want
Hey little sister shotgun

It’s a nice day to start again
It’s a nice day for a White Castle Wedding

It’s the little things like this that get me through the work day.
Thanks, Michele.

It’s the little things like this that get me through the work day.

Thanks, Michele.

March 09 2010

I’ll kick all your asses at WWF.

You’ll probably just laugh yourself to death when I come at you wearing nothing but a Speedo, wielding a folding chair.

March 08 2010
I opened the lid, and Chris Hansen popped out and told me to take a seat.

I opened the lid, and Chris Hansen popped out and told me to take a seat.

March 04 2010
I’ve already been fooled by the “Want a bigger dick?” scam. That cream actually made my dick smaller, and it burned worse than that time…well, we won’t get into that.  But seriously? You can give me a BRAND NEW DICK? Like, I can pick it out myself? OH THE POSSIBILITIES!
Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, shame on you.
CLICK

I’ve already been fooled by the “Want a bigger dick?” scam. That cream actually made my dick smaller, and it burned worse than that time…well, we won’t get into that.  But seriously? You can give me a BRAND NEW DICK? Like, I can pick it out myself? OH THE POSSIBILITIES!

Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, shame on you.

CLICK

March 02 2010
I really have no idea why I did this.
(Context via weselec)

I really have no idea why I did this.

(Context via weselec)

March 01 2010
RAWR! I WILL MAKE THE BIGGEST SNOWMAN EVER!
(6 feet later)
OMG I’M GOING TO DIE

RAWR! I WILL MAKE THE BIGGEST SNOWMAN EVER!

(6 feet later)

OMG I’M GOING TO DIE

Our TJ is one helpful pigeon.

February 27 2010
I can’t personally vouch for Jeff’s nice penis, but 58 other people can, right?

He is an awesome person, though. Make sure you check out Jeff’s and Jess’s sweet podcast, too.

Happy Birthday, Jeff!

http://21cp.tumblr.com

I can’t personally vouch for Jeff’s nice penis, but 58 other people can, right?

He is an awesome person, though. Make sure you check out Jeff’s and Jess’s sweet podcast, too.

Happy Birthday, Jeff!

http://21cp.tumblr.com

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